Odd...

At a four hour security briefing that I was required to attend, we interns were informed of the reason why we are required to dismount our bicycles before approaching the gate in the fence. This is to prevent the inordinately large armed guards from potentially sizing us up as being kamikaze bicycle bombers.

Another sign of working in a strange environment is having the staff psychologist apprise the interns of the availability of his services. Check back with me in a few months... please!